I wasn't. I changed my oil with krackaC8 at 5900 miles. I should have done it sooner to be honest but I'm new to this jap crap.
Get a box of tissues. I'm here for the long haul and sounds like we'll butt heads since you are a very sensitive man. Maybe you should buy some imitation nuts on eBay.
Find a leftover or a pre-owned. Best advice I can give. I wish I got pre-owned but got a performance leftover for $8K off MSRP.
These cars are priced ridiculous brand new.